Vol 1: Hedgeclippers!

I have no clue what inspired me to give Sean hedgeclippers, but I'm pretty sure it came from an MSN convo. The "disclaimer" thing with Jose is because he showed me ponos when I was a kid. It was some art he was working on and was curious of what I thought of it. It gets worse. Some time later I was an advisor on a hentai game staff. I stand by that being actually the coolest position of my life. I don't know how many people can brag they were going to make a hentai game, but I'm (sorta) one of them. And damnit damnit damnit! I invaded Author Space again.

For those of you who don't know who Adam Sessler is, he's the hap-hazarded co-host of Tech TV/G4TV's Extended Play/X-Play. I love that show. At one point, after reviewing a game that had a character named "Dik Dik Van Dik," Dik Dik became a catch phrase for the poor man. Which is one of his many loser moments. The reason I love him so, is because I love losers like me. So, I'd naturally lurv the guy.