Vol 2: The Team 1986

It was a little earlier than a year. But there's the old team with the signed photo. Also, spelling arror! No real notes... beside having a problem about Lupin's sprites.

Mostly, this is just a throwback to the old retardedness of the first few comics. It was pretty easy to make, so I was happy with it. The title of this comic comes from a demotivational poster with a bunch of villians from 1986 cartoon shows, including Skeletor and that guy from the Smurfs.

[Edit]: God damnit, I hate making links to wikipedia on my archive, because then I read the article I linked, and then articles that article linked to. For example, just now I decided to read about Gargamel, and then found out he created Smurfette, the lone female smurf, out of a male smurf and some modelling clay. This would make Smurgette a transvestite, and still hanging on to her junk. But she wasn't the pretty blonde Smurfette we know, she was ugly as sin. Well, Papa Smurf did "plastic smurfery" on her for a fortnight, and she became the pretty, Aryan Smurf we all know of today, though from now on I'll have to inform everyone that Smurfette is actually a transvestite. Sigh...

Vol 2: Mr. Subliminal

So, I made this shortly after I learned about the Mr. Subliminal sketches from SNL. So, I just flashed the real meaning. Besides that, it's mostly rambling. But Dan2 kept bothering me to join the cast, but I really hate Dan2 (you'll meet Dan1 eventually). Other than that, this has the randomest ending in any comic ever, closing out with a misquote from King of the Hill.

It's really sad that I bother to make these comics a part of the normal series. Vol 3 is riddled with these too... Why do I suck?

Vol 2: No, it probably won't

Kris's line sums up the entire comic. It won't make sense, it never does. The emo glasses came from out fake emo band (losely using the word "our," as I just complained that I wanted to be part of the jackassery.) Weekend Outlook, we were called, and all of our lyrics came from the Laser Log, which, if you don't know about, don't worry, it's not integral to the comic. Drew being able to light a fire is kinda never explained, but I just used him because Kyo could use fire. This is something that's never touched on again. I made that box myself, and the blood effect on it too. God damn, I'm awesome.

But DAMMIT. AUTHOR SPACE. WHY. ARGH.

Vol 2: Cookies and Boobs

I have no clue what the cardboard jesus box is, but I think it was something we all strove for. As I said before, Kris will screw up your mind, so don't trust any of the pictures he posts in an MSN convo. Also, he posts spoilers of everything. Regardless.

The Good Night Folks! thing comes from the Animaniacs, which I'm pretty sure they got from Johnny Carson, but I'm not that pop cultured. The Ceiling is talking to me I know I took from an episode of SpongeBob, but it's also probably from somewhere else.

Also, I love the blood animation for Lupin IV's death. One of the animations I'm very proud of.

Vol 2: Lupin the Fourth

I like some of this upcoming comics, starting with this one. I get to use my little 8-bit anime sprites again, have Lupin's illegitimate son around for some giggles. Being the ladies man, I'd assume Lupin would have loads of illegitimate children all over the world. On the note, Lupin would sign everything just as "L" in the Manga, so don't think this is some sort of reference to DeathNote, as it just came out in Japan when this was posted. Also, lol, midget meat is another word for male genitalia.

This comic uses one of my favorite types of gags: reference to an event that the reader doesn't know about. Rather than having me literally show every little bit of the joke, I can just leave it to the readers to vividly imagine all the times its happened before. Sort of a halfway for Family Guys manatee jokes.

Vol 2: Jackass Fight

Saisyu, Sean's base sprite, has a ridiculous fighting stance, so it's rarely usable. But then again, almost everyone's basic stance is rarely usable, thus I usually have to make custom sprites for them, but you won't notice as many in this series as the second.

Also, the blocking things holds through. Load up any game and just let some one wail on you while you block. The only thing that will hurt you is if he accidentally grabs. Also, I wish I could claim the idea of Sex Magic, but I'm pretty sure its something Sean came up with, though I'm pretty sure I'm the one that decided what it did.

Vol 2: MUNGAI!

Okay, this is one of the best comics merely because you won't get a god damn word of it. Cag, would be Canadian Girlfriend, which was a girl I was romping with at the time. Mungai: mungai is the best word ever because of the huge misconceptions it was created. While one part of the convo was talking about Cag, Kris essentaily came out of no where and said "Mungai," which is how he though "Manga" would properly be pronounced. One of use, I'm pretty sure me, asked what the hell that was and Sean retorted that it meant "sex with a canadian girl," and thus the term was born.

"Let me touch your bobs" comes from Sean leaving an o out of boobs. For whatever reason, that was hilarious. There's a huge convo we have where it stems out of just common spelling errors, and is the most hilarious thing evar. I'll probably upload it sometime.

Andy/Ashpolt (misspelled in this comic) was a mod at the time at neotaku, thus his status as the "Modnighter." That's also why he talks about Kris not being allowed there. It's also why he gets to use the Lock-Goken, because he can lock topics on a message board.

Kris, being the ballsy kid he is, got banned from neotaku (several times I think), I believe this marks the first time.

Sean and Andy arguing about the excess of u's in Andy's speech is because he is in fact British, and types British English, as opposed to American English. Eventually Sean stops caring.

Vol 2: James Earl Cash

So, in case you don't know, another game I love is Manhunt. I heart Stealth Games, and I heart Brutal Violence, so of course I love that game. You should probably play it, before the second one gets released (which I think it did, I haven't been paying attention lately). Regardless, you are pretty much physically... wimpy. Without a gun or heavy weapon to defend yourself with, you absolutely have to stay in the shadows and sneak attack everyone. But sneak attacks are awesomely brutal.

Also, this comic marks on of the many short comings in my life, though it came with its benefits. I started to waste uncomparable hours on the Gaia Online trying to pick up girls or get internet sexxings. Needless to say, if I happened to meet my 15 year old self now, I'd beat the hell out of him for being such a loser. Also, I blame Jose for turning me onto the website. Regardless, get a few lulz from my epic failures for the next handful of comics.

Vol 2: JEC

Yeah, so not much to really explain in this comic. The headless body is the damage sprite of Bass from Mega Man 7. I'm rather proud of my blood splatter though. I don't know if I lifted the concept that technology is useless on pirates from something or came up with it myself. The thing about Spider-Man was just a random joke I hoped would get some laughs. The thing about "GOO!" which only appears in this and the next comic, comes from a long story about my friend Brady using this exclamation, and then it becoming a stock phrase. Hell, I have the room why not type the entire story here!

Okay, so one day in like the seventh grade, my buddy Brady was sitting in Reading class, and in reading class instead of having normal desks, there are tables so the class is in groups. He sat at a round table. One day, the teacher asks for the kids to get out their reading books or paper or somthing, and Brady bends down to get under the table, where he keeps his books, and looks up, and the girl across from him happens to be wearing a short skirt (all middle school girls dress like whores), and there's a teddy bear face right on the front. In surprise, Brady's short wit could only allow him to spout out "GOO! TEDDY BEAR!" jump up and strike his head on the desk, which caused quite the commotion. Brady is filled with great stories, which I'll probably post on here eventually.

More explanations in the next comic.

Vol 2: A Cry for Halp

There, Kris gets his sex, Nat leaves again, and Sean screws Drew over. Everyone (except Drew) wins! The line "Life sucks, get a helmet" comes from Dennis Leary's No Cure for Cancer routine. Dennis Leary is the only comedian I love enough to actually buy the CDs for his routines.

Also, the final comment is because near the end of school, I started getting swamped with homework, plus, I had recently started playing Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance, which I've never actually beat. But, surprisingly, I get a lot of complaints when I don't do a comic, or there's anything anyone sees wrong with the comic. It's actually a little touching. I'm a sucker.