Vol 2: A bucket of Ownage

Ah yes, for those of you who don't know/remember, there once was a fellow named Dan who also went by Angel of Ownage, and he also liked Hunter X Hunter. Me and him were quite chummy, and one day we were making up stupid Metal Gear/Max Payne/Final Fantasy quotes, and we eventually came onto something called Metal Gear on Crack. Which is ridiculous, but good for some laughes. Horrible grammar, spelling, everything, but totally hilarious still for no reason. I tried to continue it without him, but I kinda lost interest in it without him. He was far better at it than me. By anyway, back to the comic.

I love the idea of Brad and Not Dave arguing constantly. Yay for metaphorical internal termoil! And then Dan is introduced as one of Pirateman's mid-bosses. And boy, don't you hate mini-bosses? I sure do, but I guess they're sorta essential. I mean, not every battle can be a boss. Wait, yes it can. And it can be awesome.

Vol 2: Andy's Wall

Meh. I don't know what I wanted with this comic... I think it was Jose that brought up the question of where Lerick was hiding that sword. Sean wasn't amused with the gun joke. I suppose I was trying to get another Sean vs Andy jab in there and it came off bad. Whatever. They're not all gems damn it.

Vol 2: A Distraction

To get the minds of the masses off the fact that I was merely making these comics for myself, I needed a distraction/Storyline. And what better way to do that then announcing it to all the characters! I do like Snap's difficulty with Jose. Amy's line about being a mean ghost is a reference to Red vs Blue, which is really hilarious if you can get past the fact its done in Halo.

Morgan had an obsession with Johnny Depp, if you obviously can't guess why. Also, if you've never narrorated, it is actually really fun. Go ahead, try it. Announce your every action as if you were part of some sort of film noir and only you can hear what you're saying.

Vol 2: Chairs

So, instead of having a nice comfy office chair in our office, or any sorta of decent chair, we had some folding chairs. Cheap, dinky folding chairs. And being a somewhat portly gentleman that liked to lean on these chairs, I'd bend them, or I'd have my feet on the little support between two legs and push on it and snap it right off. Well, I did that to TWO different chairs, so that became the punchline of this joke. I was probably going some where else with it, but I said "Ah, screw it, I like filler."

Though now, I have my own office chair that I got at an auction for a dollar, so I just have to worry about accidentally tripping the height lever.

Vol 2: Temp Author

So after a two week stint of doodling, I felt like doing something self centered. And thus, we see Proto Man's guess star appearance. Why? Because Proto Man is awesome. That's my only reason.

Also a little visual that goes unnoticed is that I had to redraw Proto Man's scarf so it wasn't flapping in the wind, since that would look kinda bad to me atleast.

Vol 2: No More Paint #6!

So I got sick of drawing with paint. The painful thing is now a days it usually takes me more than two hours to make a comic due to distractions and other various things, so I can only imagine how long an actual paint comic would take now. Good lord.

You'll also notice I use less absurdist humor later in the comic. I can thank that change to the removal of H-man and Amy from the cast, since they were the best two to use the most bizarre forms of stupidity and clumsiness in humor. Now I usually just make who ever I feel like it into a fool if I want to do one of those jokes.

Vol 2: Almost Done W/ Fun With Paint? #5

So, nothing much to say about this comic for the most part. Megan beating people up looks bad. The Blood all over Sean disappears in two seconds. The layout for the last set of dialog is horrible so it jumps back and forth. "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" is a reference to Pinky and the Brain, an awesome Warner Bro.s Cartoon from the 90's, like everything they made in the 90's (Freakazoid, Animaniacs, Tiny Toons, etc).

The last bit about making people look at disgusting pictures on the internet comes from us being cool and raiding pointless forums. You know, flooding images of goatse and other things you see on Rotten and 4chan. Well, I decided I was too cool for that, so I used my own set of images, which happened to be futa. Well endowed futa at that. That's the school girls they were talking about. Nick 2 is well, the second Nick/Nik we know, who makes an appearance later in the comic. He was Kris's wet dream, because basically, if it was a link, he'd click it. Easy pickin's.

Vol 2: Having Less Fur w/ Paint #4

First thing to notice is this is the ONLY STORYLINE EVER WERE THERE WAS NIGHT. F'ing Awesome.

I love drawing female Jose. It's the only thing that made Fun with Paint bearable to me. I also love the drawing at the end so much that it was my signature for a while and that's how all the Paint comics end from now on. The Level Five thing comes from me playing the original Legend of Zelda game and wondering what the "Retry" option did. Yeah, supar pissed.

Note Kuroneko-sama at the beginning of the comic. Japanese for the "Black Cat Lady," she appears at least once in every episode of Trigun, and she's cute too. I have a little bobblehead of her that I dropped off my deck, which almost made me cry when I broke her. She's somewhat assembled, but she looks a little wierd and doesn't bobble very much. :(

Also, anyone who calls her "Doughnuts" is a fag and should probably die.

Vol 2: Fun with Paint #3

First thing you'll notice is that Brad and Drew look squiggily sorta. It's because I originally drew them together in the full 400x200 frame and then realized that I forgot a place for the word bubbles. Secondly, you'll also notice that Brad is missing an ear at one point. A big stupid error I never bothered to fix, though I knew about it at the time I was making them. These comics would usually be drawn the night before then assembled the actual day of the comic, and after spending two hours just drawing with a mouse I'd like to kill myself. I honestly don't know how some people do it.

There's also a POTC reference in there, because everyone loves rum flavored pudding. Also, notice that Sean is IMMORTAL. I think I'll need to do a Highlander rip sooner or later.

Vol 2: Fun with Paint #2

So, I could never get Jose's hat to look right, so he went without it in the Paint comics. Just at the forward angle though, as you'll note in a later comic, I drew him with hat pretty okay. And, Jose is Puerto Rican, so there's a little trivia about him. Atleast I remember him being puerto rican. Ever notice that a lot of the commentary is "at least I remember," "if memory serves me right," "I think," "I'm not entirely sure" ?

Also, I don't know why Lerick's a dick in this comic... it just be something to do with the way I drew him...

Vol 2: Fun with Paint #1

So, one day, I was like "IT WOULD BE TOTALLY COOL TO DRAW MY COMICS WITH MY MOUSE IN MS PAINT." Oh... My... God. While comics used to take 30 mintes to an hour. Doodle Comics are atleast 3 times as long, and drive me nuts, so I never did anything perfectly.

Andy loved Kris's dance, by the way. And Megan is standing on Brad's crotch.

The joke about Drew trying to figure out Flash is a personal defeat on both our parts. I, for the life of me, cannot properly make a Flash Movie. Neither could Drew. I don't know if he still can't, but I really can't brag either. :\

BUT NOW I CAN! BOO HA HA HA

Vol 2: The Team 1986

It was a little earlier than a year. But there's the old team with the signed photo. Also, spelling arror! No real notes... beside having a problem about Lupin's sprites.

Mostly, this is just a throwback to the old retardedness of the first few comics. It was pretty easy to make, so I was happy with it. The title of this comic comes from a demotivational poster with a bunch of villians from 1986 cartoon shows, including Skeletor and that guy from the Smurfs.

[Edit]: God damnit, I hate making links to wikipedia on my archive, because then I read the article I linked, and then articles that article linked to. For example, just now I decided to read about Gargamel, and then found out he created Smurfette, the lone female smurf, out of a male smurf and some modelling clay. This would make Smurgette a transvestite, and still hanging on to her junk. But she wasn't the pretty blonde Smurfette we know, she was ugly as sin. Well, Papa Smurf did "plastic smurfery" on her for a fortnight, and she became the pretty, Aryan Smurf we all know of today, though from now on I'll have to inform everyone that Smurfette is actually a transvestite. Sigh...

Vol 2: Mr. Subliminal

So, I made this shortly after I learned about the Mr. Subliminal sketches from SNL. So, I just flashed the real meaning. Besides that, it's mostly rambling. But Dan2 kept bothering me to join the cast, but I really hate Dan2 (you'll meet Dan1 eventually). Other than that, this has the randomest ending in any comic ever, closing out with a misquote from King of the Hill.

It's really sad that I bother to make these comics a part of the normal series. Vol 3 is riddled with these too... Why do I suck?

Vol 2: No, it probably won't

Kris's line sums up the entire comic. It won't make sense, it never does. The emo glasses came from out fake emo band (losely using the word "our," as I just complained that I wanted to be part of the jackassery.) Weekend Outlook, we were called, and all of our lyrics came from the Laser Log, which, if you don't know about, don't worry, it's not integral to the comic. Drew being able to light a fire is kinda never explained, but I just used him because Kyo could use fire. This is something that's never touched on again. I made that box myself, and the blood effect on it too. God damn, I'm awesome.

But DAMMIT. AUTHOR SPACE. WHY. ARGH.

Vol 2: Cookies and Boobs

I have no clue what the cardboard jesus box is, but I think it was something we all strove for. As I said before, Kris will screw up your mind, so don't trust any of the pictures he posts in an MSN convo. Also, he posts spoilers of everything. Regardless.

The Good Night Folks! thing comes from the Animaniacs, which I'm pretty sure they got from Johnny Carson, but I'm not that pop cultured. The Ceiling is talking to me I know I took from an episode of SpongeBob, but it's also probably from somewhere else.

Also, I love the blood animation for Lupin IV's death. One of the animations I'm very proud of.

Vol 2: Lupin the Fourth

I like some of this upcoming comics, starting with this one. I get to use my little 8-bit anime sprites again, have Lupin's illegitimate son around for some giggles. Being the ladies man, I'd assume Lupin would have loads of illegitimate children all over the world. On the note, Lupin would sign everything just as "L" in the Manga, so don't think this is some sort of reference to DeathNote, as it just came out in Japan when this was posted. Also, lol, midget meat is another word for male genitalia.

This comic uses one of my favorite types of gags: reference to an event that the reader doesn't know about. Rather than having me literally show every little bit of the joke, I can just leave it to the readers to vividly imagine all the times its happened before. Sort of a halfway for Family Guys manatee jokes.

Vol 2: Jackass Fight

Saisyu, Sean's base sprite, has a ridiculous fighting stance, so it's rarely usable. But then again, almost everyone's basic stance is rarely usable, thus I usually have to make custom sprites for them, but you won't notice as many in this series as the second.

Also, the blocking things holds through. Load up any game and just let some one wail on you while you block. The only thing that will hurt you is if he accidentally grabs. Also, I wish I could claim the idea of Sex Magic, but I'm pretty sure its something Sean came up with, though I'm pretty sure I'm the one that decided what it did.

Vol 2: MUNGAI!

Okay, this is one of the best comics merely because you won't get a god damn word of it. Cag, would be Canadian Girlfriend, which was a girl I was romping with at the time. Mungai: mungai is the best word ever because of the huge misconceptions it was created. While one part of the convo was talking about Cag, Kris essentaily came out of no where and said "Mungai," which is how he though "Manga" would properly be pronounced. One of use, I'm pretty sure me, asked what the hell that was and Sean retorted that it meant "sex with a canadian girl," and thus the term was born.

"Let me touch your bobs" comes from Sean leaving an o out of boobs. For whatever reason, that was hilarious. There's a huge convo we have where it stems out of just common spelling errors, and is the most hilarious thing evar. I'll probably upload it sometime.

Andy/Ashpolt (misspelled in this comic) was a mod at the time at neotaku, thus his status as the "Modnighter." That's also why he talks about Kris not being allowed there. It's also why he gets to use the Lock-Goken, because he can lock topics on a message board.

Kris, being the ballsy kid he is, got banned from neotaku (several times I think), I believe this marks the first time.

Sean and Andy arguing about the excess of u's in Andy's speech is because he is in fact British, and types British English, as opposed to American English. Eventually Sean stops caring.

Vol 2: James Earl Cash

So, in case you don't know, another game I love is Manhunt. I heart Stealth Games, and I heart Brutal Violence, so of course I love that game. You should probably play it, before the second one gets released (which I think it did, I haven't been paying attention lately). Regardless, you are pretty much physically... wimpy. Without a gun or heavy weapon to defend yourself with, you absolutely have to stay in the shadows and sneak attack everyone. But sneak attacks are awesomely brutal.

Also, this comic marks on of the many short comings in my life, though it came with its benefits. I started to waste uncomparable hours on the Gaia Online trying to pick up girls or get internet sexxings. Needless to say, if I happened to meet my 15 year old self now, I'd beat the hell out of him for being such a loser. Also, I blame Jose for turning me onto the website. Regardless, get a few lulz from my epic failures for the next handful of comics.

Vol 2: JEC

Yeah, so not much to really explain in this comic. The headless body is the damage sprite of Bass from Mega Man 7. I'm rather proud of my blood splatter though. I don't know if I lifted the concept that technology is useless on pirates from something or came up with it myself. The thing about Spider-Man was just a random joke I hoped would get some laughs. The thing about "GOO!" which only appears in this and the next comic, comes from a long story about my friend Brady using this exclamation, and then it becoming a stock phrase. Hell, I have the room why not type the entire story here!

Okay, so one day in like the seventh grade, my buddy Brady was sitting in Reading class, and in reading class instead of having normal desks, there are tables so the class is in groups. He sat at a round table. One day, the teacher asks for the kids to get out their reading books or paper or somthing, and Brady bends down to get under the table, where he keeps his books, and looks up, and the girl across from him happens to be wearing a short skirt (all middle school girls dress like whores), and there's a teddy bear face right on the front. In surprise, Brady's short wit could only allow him to spout out "GOO! TEDDY BEAR!" jump up and strike his head on the desk, which caused quite the commotion. Brady is filled with great stories, which I'll probably post on here eventually.

More explanations in the next comic.

Vol 2: A Cry for Halp

There, Kris gets his sex, Nat leaves again, and Sean screws Drew over. Everyone (except Drew) wins! The line "Life sucks, get a helmet" comes from Dennis Leary's No Cure for Cancer routine. Dennis Leary is the only comedian I love enough to actually buy the CDs for his routines.

Also, the final comment is because near the end of school, I started getting swamped with homework, plus, I had recently started playing Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance, which I've never actually beat. But, surprisingly, I get a lot of complaints when I don't do a comic, or there's anything anyone sees wrong with the comic. It's actually a little touching. I'm a sucker.

Vol 2: It Returns

Yep, the (temporary) return of Nat to the comic. I essentially needed some one to use for Kris to have sex with, because a long time ago, in an MSN convo far away, I promised him that he could have sex with some one in the comic. Seeing as I wouldn't con any of the poor women I already tricked/begged to be in the comic, I'd need to use some one else, and who better than a yaoi-obsessed weirdo. But first, Drew needed to be tortured.

Also, I love the sound of the line "Crispy Fried Kyo."

Vol 2: All Out of Girls

Another confusing joke is the "Leader of All Pirates." Supposedly, Megan and Morgan stole one of the animatronic pirates from the "Pirates of the Caribbean" ride at Disney World and took their Pirate knowledge from it. Atleast that's what I was trying to imply. Of course, Kris would be the only guy to spend a night long party with a robot.

Also, at the time, all of us, except Jose probably, were under-aged, so minor consumption would have gotten us all bagged. Don't worry though, this is the last time you'll get a crappy beer joke in this comic.

The final thing about a "futa girl" is something I heard from Jose, but I wasn't really paying attention when he told me all about it, sooooo, I didn't remember what is was. Essentially, it's shemale hentai. I forgot that's what it was called until I stumbled through 4chan's /d/ section and was like "Oh, hey, it was that one thing I saw before," which will be explained once I get to it in a comic.

Vol 2: Lerick the Ninja

Yep, Lerick can become invisible now. Stealth Camouflage is something from Metal Gear Solid, and extra item you can earn that renders you invisible to all guards, unless you make physical contact with them, but that can be easily get around (if you're fast enough you can tap R1 to reequip or just tackle the guard instead).

Before I knew about 4chan, my googling of the internet in search of hentai actually led me to a hentai site ran by some one going by the moniker of "H-man." I figured it be a good little plot line to add to the comic.

The last joke of the comic is a little confusing, and I don't like it as much now that I read it. Amy is supposed to be confused that Lerick just disappeared, and wonders what happened to him. H-man merely restates that he went to the Armory, though no one knows where exactly this Armory is. God, I suck.

Also, I just found out that the H-Man is a Japanese science fiction film that I would love to see now.

Vol 2: The Concept of Advantages

This theory holds half true. Not everyone is portrayed in the comic evenly, especially women, who are nigh invincible and total bad asses. Not everyone ever gets an advantage though. The only people who really do are the women, Sean, and Lerick. Women are like I said, total bad asses, Sean also gets included into this group, because Sean is a wom- I mean a bad ass. I don't know what made me want to give Lerick whatever he so desires, but it serves to give him what I really wanted to, which you'll see in the next comic or so.

Also, I think this was the first yaoi joke in a really long time.

Vol 2: Crapple

I love that pointing pose for Amy, so I use it when I get the chance.

A lot of this comic comes from the fact I found my old props sprite sheet, so free apple and barrel. This also raises the question as, what do the other characters do when they're not in the comics? Are the just standing around or are you actually missing their funny adventures? Little of both, and also the TV magic that allows things to be happening at the same time despite appearing after one another.

Vol 2: Misery

Nothing good ever happens to Snap and Drew. Bad things happen to everyone, except for the women, but almost nothing good happens to Snap and Drew, and rarely are they ever happy. And that's one thing I love about my comic. A big source of this is the fact neither of them can have Megan, which stems from the ol' actual events.

On a side note, Author doesn't appear for at least another ten comics.

Vol 1: I haet Pirates 2 + 50th Episode

Yep! 50 comics. Not much of a milestone, but I was so glad I made it that far. I knew I could do atleast 100 more, but not much after it, and if you look at it, I was right, except that's excluding the third series. Series 1 reached 104 episodes, and Series 2 reached 41, and now we're into Series 3. For those of you who care, yes, I am going to go back and finish Series 2. As to why I never did, lets just say that Christmas, just like this Series, is a major debacle point for me. Atleast this series reaches its unfunny period 20 comics after this one, but I'll save the commentary about them for them.

Earl, as refered to as Earlee in an earlier (ha-ha) comic, was a member of neotaku. He was an okay guy, a little annoying, but not the worst of the bunch. He was originally going to show up in the comic, but it never really panned out.

And thus ends the first Volume. Nothing significant, but keep reading, please.